Summary

About Flappy DAO

We’re liquidity shamans, memetic warlocks, and chaos architects. Flappy DAO thrives in volatility—flash crashes, pre-pump whispers, and meme coin manias. Join us to bend markets to your will.

The Mission

Hunt patterns in the noise. Smell FUD before it trends. Feel whale moves through the blockchain’s veins. This is psychological warfare against the market itself.

What We Demand

1. Pattern Recognition Savant: Your brain fires synapses at candlesticks, on-chain data, and Crypto Twitter sentiment.
2. Emotional Iceberg: Markets crash. You don’t. “Rekt” is a verb you apply to others.
3. Meme Prophet: Predict dog-themed coin pumps from Telegram vibe shifts, not just charts.
4. Alpha Synthesizer: Turn Discord whispers, GitHub commits, and CEX order flow into executable edge.

Tools of the Trade

1. On-Chain Forensics (Nansen, Arkham, Dune).
2. Sentiment Scrapers (LunarCrush, Twitter bots).
3. Custom scripts to track whales, dev teams, and memetic contagion.

Why Join Flappy DAO

1. You Are the Signal: Your insights move markets. Flappy’s capital is your canvas.
2. Fearless Ownership: Earn 3-10% of profits from your strategies. No cap.
3. The Ultimate High: Adrenaline of a perfectly timed short on an overhyped “ETH killer.”

Compensation

1. Base Salary: 8,000–8,000–15,000/month (ETH/USDC).
2. Profit Share: 3-10% of PnL (uncapped, weekly payouts).
3. Alpha Access: Flappy’s dark pool trades, seed rounds, meme coin launches.

No fluff. No suits. Just raw market intuition.

Skills

• Analytical Thinking
• Business Relation
• Content Analytics
• Crypto Payment Management
• Crypto Revenue Management
• Cryptocurrency
• Data Analyst